Many Americans are having a tough time recently breaking themselves out of the political drama of our country to find joy and happiness in their everyday lives. To them I say BOOOOO. We have more to be thankful for with or without our new president than the majority of the world.
So suck it up and take a look at this list of things you should be thankful for….hopefully it will give you a good laugh!
This Epic Rap Battle Video- ROLFL!
America seems to create and attract a vast array of HORRIFYINGLY dumb and obnoxious celebrities. I am thankful that I get to watch them do such ridiculous things that my own life seems extremely well put together.
3. Fresh F*cking Water People!
That’s right, remember how we have access to fresh water everyday? We have so much access to it that we poop in it and flush it, we heat it up and stand under it for 20 minutes so we can get warm and shave ourselves smooth EVERYWHERE…Be thankful.
Ok yeah, this is something pretty much the whole world should be thankful for. And before anyone freaks out, I am NOT condoning alcoholism. But let’s face, sometimes you need a glass of wine, a shot, a beer…or you just freaking want one cause life is good, or bad, or normal…Bring on the boxed wine.
‘Murica! We may not be the most popular nation in the world but we have a freedom that most will never see. You may not like our new president, but we can choose another in 4 years, or kick him out in 8….The beauty of Democracy is that one man or woman cannot destroy our nation, we have choices and freedom that most other countries can only dream about.
I’m really thankful for captain America!
Let’s be thankful all year long for what we have; stop focusing what you want, what may or may not come, and the past…focus on the joys and miracle of the present….like one more Epic Rap Battle, cause Ninja Turtles are the Sh*t!